Barf Brooks

the man who arrived out of nowhere in the early fucking PC 90s to end the streak of good country music crossover hits (a la the 80s) and made it so moronic, so slick and so yuppified that it is not country, it ain't pop, and it ain't rock'n'roll. It's just plain unpalatable. The Man in Black, Johnny Cash gave his opinion by flipping the bird, because of the crappy trends initiated by this watered down Bob Seger wannabe had led radio programmers to consider Cash's stash of songs to be "old school".

1. I saw Barf - uh, Garth - Brooks play on a TV special. Utter soccer mom crap. He botched up a good Billy Joel song ("Shameless"), his own songs are vapid and generic. He thinks he's Pete Townshend (guitar smasher!). Yuppy pukola.

2. Look at the wave of "country" stars that have sprung up since Garth "the Geek" Barf Brooks hit the big time.

Shania Twain, Martina McBride, LeAnne Rimes, Tim McGraw + Faith Hill (kiss this, kiss this) - garbage for the View on TV, for the Alex Keatings (sp?) of today. It's a joke.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009

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Brook Rat

Someone from the town of Westbrook, this is someone who likes to get fucked up. Including but not limited to drink alcohol, smoke butt's, smoke weed, smoke crack, blow pill's, blow anything they can get in their nostrils.

some brook rats place in westbrook

by brookrat420 January 23, 2011

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Steady Brook

A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. Just outside of Corner Brook, this town has around 200 people. These 200 people are all cool and relaxed and enjoy either techno or rap music. It is also the area that contains Marble Mountain, the largest ski hill in Newfoundland. Although it has a really shitty terrain park it makes Steady Brook better than St. John's. SB is also home to Jacob Dicks, an awesome freestyle skier, the best in all of Steady Brook.

John: On our way to Corner Brook lets stop in to Marble Mountain in Steady Brook.
Andrew: Huge.

by PooFartPee December 4, 2010

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