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Barf Brooks

the man who arrived out of nowhere in the early fucking PC 90s to end the streak of good country music crossover hits (a la the 80s) and made it so moronic, so slick and so yuppified that it is not country, it ain't pop, and it ain't rock'n'roll. It's just plain unpalatable. The Man in Black, Johnny Cash gave his opinion by flipping the bird, because of the crappy trends initiated by this watered down Bob Seger wannabe had led radio programmers to consider Cash's stash of songs to be "old school".
1. I saw Barf - uh, Garth - Brooks play on a TV special. Utter soccer mom crap. He botched up a good Billy Joel song ("Shameless"), his own songs are vapid and generic. He thinks he's Pete Townshend (guitar smasher!). Yuppy pukola.

2. Look at the wave of "country" stars that have sprung up since Garth "the Geek" Barf Brooks hit the big time.

Shania Twain, Martina McBride, LeAnne Rimes, Tim McGraw + Faith Hill (kiss this, kiss this) - garbage for the View on TV, for the Alex Keatings (sp?) of today. It's a joke.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009
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Saddle Brook

Shithole town in New jersey consisting of idiot drivers who don't respect people, nice people who don't pay attention to anyone, and at night it becomes a raceway.

It has very strange and strict laws such as, you aren't allowed to have concrete in your yard and trees are allowed unless it offends a karen or something
by FlabbyPancakeSause October 14, 2022
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Steady Brook

A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. Just outside of Corner Brook, this town has around 200 people. These 200 people are all cool and relaxed and enjoy either techno or rap music. It is also the area that contains Marble Mountain, the largest ski hill in Newfoundland. Although it has a really shitty terrain park it makes Steady Brook better than St. John's. SB is also home to Jacob Dicks, an awesome freestyle skier, the best in all of Steady Brook.
John: On our way to Corner Brook lets stop in to Marble Mountain in Steady Brook.
Andrew: Huge.
by PooFartPee December 4, 2010
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brooke and noah

brooke and noah are the ideal couple. noah is super kindhearted and not to mention hot. brooke is sweet and will never let you down. ideal couple!!
brooke and noah were made for eachother
by somepeoppejustgotsta May 20, 2017
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Brooking around

A word commonly used amount friends to describe hanging out and doing nothing.
brooking around is another Wayne saying hanging out. Mate I have homework but I’ll brook around for a bit longer.
by Bigboss4873 November 11, 2019
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George and Brook

George and Brook make an amazing couple. They will always go out of their way to help each other out. Most of the time they will keep their relationship secret so no one finds out. When they grow up they will marry and have kids. Overall George and Brook will have an amazing life together
OMG! George and Brook look so cute together!
by ILovePiggyBanks May 4, 2021
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Brook Rat

Someone from the town of Westbrook, this is someone who likes to get fucked up. Including but not limited to drink alcohol, smoke butt's, smoke weed, smoke crack, blow pill's, blow anything they can get in their nostrils.
some brook rats place in westbrook
by brookrat420 January 23, 2011
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