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Brandon

A stupid asshole who acts likes he's tough but inside is weak and emotional about being killed in games.
Damb, how many your gonna have fit about being killed? Ypur a Brandon
by Blizzard187 January 31, 2017
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Brandon

dude brandon is coming be cool
by i am branon February 15, 2017
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brandon

you’re an absolute idiot and you’re dyslexic but i love you anyways but i’ll put you down real quick if you try anything
brandon’s a bitch
by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020
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Brandon

A synonym of Dwarf Dolphin,

To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.
Man that Brandon is amazing, he wrote Ice Fall!

You...Dwarf dolphin!
by Dr blank January 2, 2012
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Brandon

A backstabbing cunt who will do/say anything to have sex with you. He will eventually emotionally destroy you and repeat this cycle with other women.
You keep leading me on, Brandon. But I know what you've been doing last night with that fat ass bitch.
by steelness July 7, 2011
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Brandon

A nasty, fat justin beiber who did your mom and didnt tell you when you where in the basement playing gamecube
Brandon and your mom had sex and you don't know
by brontosaurusCWIKLO July 8, 2011
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Brandon

A morally bad person who considers cheating on his girl friend and flirting with other girls, just an overall douche bag who also steals.
Brandon should just fuck himself because thats the only good that would come from himself
by dontbeafucker August 4, 2011
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