A stupid asshole who acts likes he's tough but inside is weak and emotional about being killed in games.
by Blizzard187 January 31, 2017

by i am branon February 15, 2017

you’re an absolute idiot and you’re dyslexic but i love you anyways but i’ll put you down real quick if you try anything
brandon’s a bitch
by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

A synonym of Dwarf Dolphin,
To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.
To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.
by Dr blank January 2, 2012

A backstabbing cunt who will do/say anything to have sex with you. He will eventually emotionally destroy you and repeat this cycle with other women.
You keep leading me on, Brandon. But I know what you've been doing last night with that fat ass bitch.
by steelness July 7, 2011

A nasty, fat justin beiber who did your mom and didnt tell you when you where in the basement playing gamecube
by brontosaurusCWIKLO July 8, 2011

A morally bad person who considers cheating on his girl friend and flirting with other girls, just an overall douche bag who also steals.
by dontbeafucker August 4, 2011
