Pond blaster

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you

by gamer yoda November 19, 2019

Peanut Butter Blaster

When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.

I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.

by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023

Grampy Blaster

Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.

The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.

by wheelsucker October 8, 2022

Cousin Blaster

When a country person has sex with their cousin

I just found out Linda had sex with her uncle.. what a cousin blaster

by McBlaster February 11, 2023

tittie blaster

An Extreme expression when something goes wrong, or a comeback

You are a tittie blaster for not giving pay

by fuckbitchesgetmoney666 September 19, 2016

Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout

Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable

by username_redacted November 23, 2023

blaster-nig

Used to describe a nigga who is above all else in a group. Tends to demonstrate proficient leadership and the ability to disintegrate at a molecular level all nib's who oppose him (Optional). References a prophesy that go's "one day a nigga like no other will descend from the heavens with extraordinary power. This man will summon KFC from the sky's, be able to bash his enemy's with just uttering the hard R n-word, and can change black crime statistics at will " (wiki article).

This guy can fuck u up. he's the blaster-nig in the group. You get near him and you'll become another person in a black on black crime statistic.

by Enchilada Weiner December 3, 2020