Blanket balls

Balls so ugly that it only seems fitting to cover them up in wool sheeting.

Don't go out with Mike Cindy he's got major blanket balls.

by MikeCattleFish April 29, 2016

Tooth Blanket

The act of performing oral on a chick that looks like she is squeezing a large beaver between her thighs. AKA "mexican rodeo"

I totally flossed my teeth when i gave my girl a tooth blanket.

by danzig1984 April 2, 2011

Trick blanket

A blanket with holes in it (such as an afghan) that defeats the whole purpose of a blanket.

I was cold so I opened the closet looking for a blanket only to find it was full of trick blankets.

by Kristen Stergioss December 27, 2009

Wet Blanket

a blanket that is wet

damn i got a wet blanket

by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

Blanket treatment

When you see someone in public that you don't like you run up behind them and throw a blanket over their head so they can't see and you beat the living shit out of them.

When i see that hoe in plublic shes gonna get the blanket treatment.

by Fukumf February 18, 2020

Blanket Weight

Pounds per square foot of bed coverings to achieve ideal sleeping comfort.

I added a throw to my bed to increase blanket weight so I could sleep soundly.

by Avayueia June 30, 2016

Security Blanket

When a group of persons of color want to go out for a night on the town, they call their token white friend to come along as a security blanket to limit harrassment by the cops.

Man, what a night. Sure glad we brought Blaine as a security blanket. If he wasn't with us, we would have been pulled out of the car and searched, or worse.

by Capt._Awsome September 24, 2020