fur biscuit

Fur biscuits are the clumped up seman and pube cakes from not showering after sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brandon: "yo Nick why you keep diggin at your nuts? " Nick: "Damn Brandon I thought I told you, I was at that bitches last night gettin some. I didn't shower so now I have these damn fur biscuits."

by F4tBoYsL1m September 3, 2010

sweet biscuit

Girl you'd like to get with.

I need a "sweet biscuit" to put on my platter,
I got a whole lotta gravy but,
no place to splatter.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

Skittle Biscuits

When a bitch is suckin' your dick and you slap her in the face with a pack of skittles.

Guy 1: "Yoooooooo I had my dick down some stupid cunt's throat and I hit her up with the Skittle Biscuits after 4 hours of stab wound fucking!!"
Guy 2: "OH SHIT OH SHIT HARDCORE BRO HARDCORE BRO STRAIGHT UP BARBARIC"

by KRZ311 May 20, 2016

Arse Biscuits

An exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.

Arse Biscuits! That landed on my foot!

Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!

by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007

WISKER BISCUIT

a wisker biscuit is a vagina/pussy. term wisker biscuit refering to,usually eating out/oral sex with a female.

I like the wisker biscuit!

by Paul K mitchell III November 8, 2004

dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses

1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub

by matthew mc December 9, 2008

vampire biscuit

The large breast of a Gothic girl.

"Holy shit, look at the Vampire Biscuits on that girl"

by Bethany Parks and Rob nourse March 23, 2008