Punch him in your balls

Guy 1: Theres a guys always bullying me at school, and he's bigger than me so i cant fight him :(

Guy 2: Then Punch him in your balls.

Guy 1: Great idea! Ill do that now :D
by Jinhee Cha March 02, 2011
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suck him dry

You suck him so good he snapchats his friends about it.
Example One:
Guy to friends: She sucked me so good.
Friends to guy: For real? How well did she do?
Guy to friends: Yeah, she sucked me so dry I couldn't even move.
Example Two:
Girl to friend: Girl I suck him everynight you don't even know.
Friend to girl: Oh really?
Girl to friend: Yeah, he can't even move after it, on god.

Example Three:
How do you suck him dry?
Suck it so good he snap chats his friends about it.
by gang13 January 16, 2018
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Put Him In a Body Bag

A phrase often yelled out at UFC events when the crowd goes silent and Joe Rogan is made a fool of.
by Gauthier08 November 07, 2008
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Canon to the left of him

1. First used in the late 20th century, this phrase came into popularity along with the genre defining classic video game: Goldeneye. The phrase may be used any time one finds himself losing in any event so frequently and with such repitition as to warrant a tactic of flailing insanely whilst spinning and jumping in circles like a madman.
"This is ridiculous, you've memorized the respawn locations, wait, wait, Canon to the left of him, Canon to the right of him!"
by scrigscrag July 26, 2004
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He Elied him.(us)

A football thrown behind a receiver, missing the target. i.e. a statement missing the mark
We should get one to two inches of snow by morning. And we wake up to a foot of snow. The weatherman missed the target. He Elied him.(us)
by frac2 January 11, 2011
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Shot him right in the sauce

Originally derived from a response to a low budget, cinematic attempt at fake blood splatter resembling BBQ sauce, the phrase can also be applied as an reaction to any botched effort.
Yo, did you see that girl reject that guy's pick up line in front of all his bros? She shot him right in the sauce!
by Nacholiferaft November 11, 2021
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Show him all shit

To beat someone severely within an inch of their life.
by Webb2012 May 02, 2021
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