Batman

Joel

Joel is the true batman

by Batman95222 October 30, 2021

Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch

Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022

To batman

To unalive one's parents

"When I was 6 my parents gave me a Paladone Pinkie Pie"
"I shall go back in time to batman them"

by BleakEntity_29A August 19, 2023

Batman

Anti-gun multi Millionaire who puts on a bat costume at night so he can beat up homeless people.

Batman: "I'm vengeance."

by blo000b June 3, 2022

Batman

A kid named Marco who crochets with his grandma and has an extra chromosome and is very homophoib very smelly feet

Vegyiance👺😍😍😍 *stabs homeless person for jaywalking* batman vegenace

by Stewed squares April 13, 2022

Batman

Uses fear to achieve the outcomes he desires. His methodology is violence and/or cyber-crime. Verges on the cruel and (therefore) could be considered to be tyrannical (According to the blue beetle guy).

Hym "Yeah. The disgraced charlatan Dr. Jordan B. Peterson is a 'bigger man' than BATMAN! OK! I'm sure that's the actual case and meaning sloganeering posited by a disgrace and a charlatan. Ok. Let's apply that logic elsewhere...."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

spiderman and batman duo

THIS IS A W DUO

spiderman and batman duo..? yeah they da best.

by yeahhhhhsirrrr December 16, 2023