Batman

An unstable orphan in a bat costume

Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice

*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*

by Not Bruce Wayne December 28, 2019

Batman

Anti-gun multi Millionaire who puts on a bat costume at night so he can beat up homeless people.

Batman: "I'm vengeance."

by blo000b June 3, 2022

Batmanning

A two gay, two irl sex position. The girls both use the same double-ended dildo while each one blows one of the guys. Everyone is getting pleased. Called batmanning because I’m action, it somewhat looks like Batman’s insignia

Jill and I got together with Joe and Jane. We were batmanning all night long.

by Madmaximus February 16, 2020

Batmaning

Standing on top of a building and looking down at a city for no explicable reason often to monologue or just pose.

Also known as, Dramatic High Perching, or spidermaning (although this typically involves a squat).

A: You see that new action movie?
B: Oh yeah, the main dude spends half the movie batmaning on buildings all around the city.
A: lol, looks cool though,

by Starkweather-G January 30, 2023

Batman

A kid named Marco who crochets with his grandma and has an extra chromosome and is very homophoib very smelly feet

Vegyiance👺😍😍😍 *stabs homeless person for jaywalking* batman vegenace

by Stewed squares April 13, 2022

batman (rizz weirdo)

On discord known ad the rizz God. An annoying mf who thinks he pulls bitches but they run from him. Usually they don't shower.

Oh no it's batman (rizz weirdo) we gotta go before we smell his stench!

by Batmanisstinky December 1, 2022

Batman

Batman someone who wears leather, and a mask like a crook!

Batman : I'm so glad I got these butt and chest implants. Now I can have a wow of time with you my Canadian girlfriend who has a implant between her butt cheeks!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 23, 2020