Bathroom

A place where you take a large sh*t, piss, etc

I neeeeeed to use the bathroom, Amy said

It’s may I use the bathroom amy, mrs.cooch

by Mrs.coochieman November 17, 2022

a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going

1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea

My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.

by I make words it is fun April 26, 2024

Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.

"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.

by Cheefroach June 30, 2025

bathroom pop

The "Bathroom Pop" is when one or more teenagers go into a school bathroom to use e-cigarettes or other sorts of vape devices such as box mods or dab pens. They often record themselves doing this act as a desperate need for attention from their peers.

Yo, bathroom pop?

Yeah bro as long as it isn't a bop.

by dabwizzard123 September 12, 2017

Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.

frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"

by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025

Bathroom checker

A person who goes to the restroom/bathroom no matter where they are at just to check it out. Even if they don’t have to use the bathroom they still go & check it out.

Person 1 “ok we’re going to put you at the end of the table you bathroom checker because we all know your going to have to go check it out .

Person 2: “stop calling me a bathroom checker I really have to go this time!”

by Bosslady2417 August 21, 2022

Bathroom Blank

This is a "mental blank" or period of time during bathing/showering where you cannot recall any details or memories. This can last from a few seconds to minutes. You can easily get taken out of the trance from loud noise. This appears to be more common among men according to a 12 year old from reddit though we cannot confirm this.

I had a bathroom blank so I used more water.

by Its everyday bro January 30, 2020