Mrs/Miss Barnes

Usually a school teacher

Tends to be an English or History teacher who calls students names such as ‘dumb’ and ‘rude’.

Not familiar with technology and gets highly agitated when using it.
Uses words - like ‘you’re very rude’ ‘get on with your work’ and noises such as ‘arghhh’

Often says someone’s name wrong.
Enjoys calling people things such as: nicompoop, horrid, nasty, scum ... etc

‘’Do you have miss/mrs Barnes for anything? She’s awful!’
‘she’s a real mrs/miss barnes’

by ihatereligion March 13, 2018

barred

1. illegal, stupid, or it just describes something that might get you in trouble

2. can describe something that is stupid or lame.

The word comes from being in jail and bein behind "bars".

Dude... what we are doing is really barred.

That shirt is barred

by Jaytista June 9, 2009

A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Wallbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."

by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006

Barney

Barney is the term used mainly among the black community and common associated with the term "ass nigga". If you don't know what Barney means you are Barney. Which makes you reading this right now a "Barney Ass Nigga". PBS was granted by 500 million dollars by Barney ass nigga Barack Obama in hopes of finding a cure. Constant debates between whether theirs a cure for being Barney has sparked war around the world as world leaders argue whose Barney and whose not Barney. If you still reading this you so Barney to the point where it's irreversible. You now referred to being what many call "Barney as a motherfuck". At this level of Barney I who's is typing this can not type the definition without becoming Barney.

Barack Obama passed a bill to grant PBS 500 million dollars to research find a cure for "Barney ass niggas"

by YouBarneyForLookingAtMyName September 16, 2014

Barneghetto

A town in New Jersey also known as "Barnegat". It has a lame downtown, 2 Wawas within 5 minutes of eachother, half-completed housing developments, sprawling retirement communities, and never-ending construction of the interchange on the Parkway.

One of the worst parts of Barneghetto is an area known as "Settler's Landing", where at least 5 people get shot each day. Nobody knows what the houses in Settler's Landing originally looked like, because 80% of them have burned down since the 70s. If you want to die, venture onto Lexington Drive. Other attractions in Barneghetto include the Deer Chase/Brookville area, which is an up-and-coming Settlers. However, it isn't as Settlers-esque as W Bay Ave retirement communities, where senior citizens throw poker chips and set arson to eachother's motorized scooters to gain turf along Bay Ave. The Pheasant Run retirees have recently been challenged by newcomers such as the Mirage retirees and the Heritage Bay retirees.

I'm going far in life LOL JK I'm from Barneghetto

There's so much to do here LOL JK I'm from Barneghetto

by 609er August 23, 2010

Burned Hot Dog

A burned hot dog is when a black guy shoves his penis in a hot dog bun to experience pleasure.

Guy 1: Did you ever eat a burned hot dog?
Guy 2: Eww that's dirty.
Guy 1: Yupp. Dirty and huge.

by iHave Original Names March 20, 2011

barbedos hotspring

When you put your balls in a glass of warm milk, then have a chick blow bubbles into it with a straw, thus reenacting a hotspring.

Chick: Wait a minute, there's no hotsprings in Barbedos, so why is it called a Barbedos hotspring?

Guy: Shut up and blow

by WuTang October 14, 2006