Hot air balloon

When one person blows up a balloon inside another persons anus.

Tommy performed the hot air balloon on his gay lover before it popped and damaged his butthole.

by big al 69 May 05, 2013

Golden balloon fight

A highly popular watersport in Europe, golden water balloons is done by a group of drunk guys that tie off the end of their foreskin (hence why its popular in Europe) with a rubber band and proceed to piss in it until it's full. Then they run around trying to tag each other with their urine while shouting "Golden Ballon Fight." The winner is the last dry man standing and gets free drinks for the rest of the night

Man it was crazy last night, I won Golden Balloon Fight. I was so drunk afterwards that I was ready to play another round.

by Maginican February 16, 2017

big fat balloons

Big fat Balloons is the name for a pretty good private snapchat story, that brings quality content to the table every single day, for it’s equally amazing viewers.

“Ohhh have u seen that snapchat story, it’s name is big fat balloons.”
“Oh my god yeh I’ve seen that, it’s pretty lit to be honest, I’ve heard only the most elite people make it on there.”
“Yes that’s very true.”

by Big fat ballooon April 22, 2019

Balloon knot spot

Much like a blood spot that a woman gets on her pants during her period, the balloon knot spot is when a man's ass begins to bleed after too much anal sex and a blood spot is visible through his pants around his anus.

Steve: Hey Lance, you better change your pants again.

Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?

Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!

by Ballsackreligious March 13, 2013

muddy water balloon

when you have the squirts and you shit into a condom and throw it in ya bitches face

I gave jon's mom a muddy water balloon last night and she loved it

by your mom's other nukka November 02, 2009

99 red balloons

only the best song ever

originally performed by nen
-rerecorded by goldfinger

i like rocking out to 99 red balloons

by Tizzle March 24, 2005

Popped my Balloons

Another way of saying that you ruined something such as:

1. a day
2. a happy moment
3. a glorious meal

Your excessive drinking on my wedding day Popped my Balloons.

Officer, these handcuffs are seriously popping my balloons.

I have a feeling the test results are going to Pop my Balloons.

by rhinografix March 11, 2011