Bald

Your hair fled your scalp to escape the smell of your shit for brains.

Hym "Bwahahahahaha! AHA! Bald! Baaaaaaaaaald!"

by Hym Iam December 30, 2024

National Bald Day

May 21st is national bald day, share this with your favorite bald day

Hey dude happy national bald day!

by Imedriac May 21, 2025

little power bald

A small man who’s proud and bald - William

omg grandpa is such a little power bald

by mel bel July 16, 2023

Bald bastard

What Erica called Murray

M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!

by i hate my classmates July 7, 2022

You’re bald

Stupid, ignorant, not knowing what the fuck 2+2 means.

Hey ump that call was terrible you’re bald!!

by Karen Krusty August 29, 2020

Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure

His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried

by Dat laddy July 26, 2022

Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it

Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”

by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021