flappy burrito

An uncircumsided dick.

Damn, that guy surprised me with his nasty ass flappy burrito last night.

by Dookie Jones December 8, 2013

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george burrito

a burrito that has literally everything. I mean every.fucking.thing. from Freebirds.

Dude, I hear Paul order the George burrito, he was sweating for 4 hours after he ate it.

by George Oscar Bluth II, Jr. January 7, 2014

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Sneaky Burrito

When you unsuspectingly roll yourself and someone else up in a thick blanket/comforter until you're both wrapped up like a burrito then you fuck them in your blanket burrito.

Im gonna try to sneaky burrito her ass tonight when we Disney+ and bust.

by Ceramic Dragon April 11, 2020

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mexican burrito

the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo

jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"

by frozenwilly1234 January 19, 2022

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Burrito Tooth

A dead or gray front tooth that can detect the temperature of food or drink.

When Bo bit into his microwave burrito, his burrito tooth told him the middle was still frozen.

by Kiara Stephenopolous March 24, 2009

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Flipping another off in a Friendly manner, often in place of a good-bye wave , as a joke itself, or in response to when your friend makes a stupid joke at you or pulls a dick move

such as before a class is over, through the door while a teacher is not looking to provoke sudden laughter

as a emoji ..l.. ^0^ ..l.. or ..l.. ^-^ ..l..

as opposed to normal flipping-off ..l.. *_* ..l..

or if you feel creative:

.................... ..... /´¯/)
.................... ..,/¯ ..//
.................... ./... ./ /
............./´¯/' ...'/´¯ ¯`·¸
........../'/.../... ./... ..../¨¯\
........('(...´(... ....... ,~/'...')
.........\.......... ..... ..\/..../
..........''...\.... ..... . _.·´
............\....... ..... ..(
..............\..... ..... ...\

Man that was Hilarious! You were throwing out Burris waves right behind his back!

person1: god, my back hurts like hell..
person2: why, what did you do?
person1: nothing, i had to spend the night at bills, i got locked out of my house...
person2: what? did you forget the lotion?
person1: (flips him off)

(outside a classroom, teacher turns his back)
person1: (gives class Burris Wave while smiling)
class: laughs
teacher: what the hell is are you laughing at!?! You! (points at random student), down to the office, now!

by ..l..^-^..l.. December 20, 2009

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