by steven anthony sladen January 24, 2009

The effect Justin Bieber took over the 10-14 year old girls everywhere; What happens when any girlish-sounding boy becomes a star and sings about love forcing girls to love him for no damned reason
Concerned Citizen 1: What's with the 10-14 year old girls these days?
Concerned Citizen 2: Oh it's just a case of Bieber Blast.
Concerned Citizen 1: DAMN YOU BIEBER!!!
Concerned Citizen 3: Leave it to Bieber to screw up the nation
Concerned Citizen 2: Oh it's just a case of Bieber Blast.
Concerned Citizen 1: DAMN YOU BIEBER!!!
Concerned Citizen 3: Leave it to Bieber to screw up the nation
by Oso-fuego13 April 20, 2010

To fuck a fat chick. Also the sound of RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR must be made to make the bear blast official.
by mbialek September 12, 2009

When a man and a woman have sex on the beach, the man ejaculates on said females face and then takes her head and slams it into the ground resulting in a sandy sticky mess.
by kaw95 February 6, 2012

After a girl or guy completes a round of fellatio but hasn't spit or swollowed yet, tickle her/him until semen shoots out her/his nose.
by Berzerk September 9, 2003

The act of holding your partner upside down while shitting on the toilet, as they give you head and you finger blast their ass or vagina at the same precise moment.
I cant believe Tom Arnold could even hold Rosanne upside down, never mind stomach a blumpkin blast with her!
by Tony Petrarc October 29, 2010

homicide was doing some sick flips on his way to work, but he baja blasted himself into the unemployment office. Taco Bell doesn't care if you have a concussion, you're still a half hour late to your shift.
by .tee. May 14, 2014
