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Fart Biscuit

to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth
me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.

you: ok.
by St. God January 16, 2011
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glitter biscuit

Very decorative fecal matter, often the result of consuming large quantities of children's toothpaste.
Oh man, I can't believe I ate that entire tube of toothpaste earlier. I just pushed out a huge glitter biscuit.
by A Pancake September 5, 2007
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risk it for the biscuit

= Take the chance of sacrificing your current possessions in order to win much more... the sexy biscuit.

Biscuit just rhymes with risk it. Plus biscuits are sexy. Butter yo biscuit!

In the case of (probably) the first time this phrase was ever used, the "biscuit" was the opportunity to maximize your earnings and then earn even more. The risk was the possibility of losing your acquired earnings when you could have kept them if you weren't so greedy!

Background:

First used at least 3 years from today during a round of the dice game "10,000" at Jamezy's, to encourage those with only 1 die left to take the chance and roll because if they hit a "1" or "5" they would get to roll all 6 dice again whilst retaining the points acquired during their first turn.

In this game you have 6 dice and take turns in a clockwise rotation rolling the dice to accumulate 10,000 points to win the game.

Each turn when you roll something worth points (ex. "1" = 100 points and "5" = 50 points) you get to roll the remaining dice again or keep the points you have acquired during your turn.

If you earn points with all 6 dice, you get to roll all 6 again (biscuit).
J: I think I'm gonna stop and keep the 500 points.
A: Naw man, risk it for the biscuit! The sexiest of biscuits!

J: LOL alright... I'M RISKIN IT FO DA BISCUIT!
by Pap¡ October 20, 2016
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Banter Biscuit

A Banter Biscuit is the official tea dipping material that is often rewarded from a banter overlord to his squad when one or more members incite "witty banter" into a chat.

This witty banter can be applied through the use of both text, speech and through images often combined to create "memes".
Person 1: "That was some great, witty banter there."
Person 2: "Cheers butt."
Person 1: "I award thee a banter biscuit."
by FireBreathingRubberDuckie February 25, 2015
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Go Go Gadget Biscuit

The act of sending a fart biscuit direct to someone's nostril over a very long distance.
Dude 1: "Yo did you hear about that chick in California straight doggin' you???"

Dude 2: "Yeah, but I ate Taco Bell last night and sent her a go go gadget biscuit first class son!"

Dude 1: (throws up).."Nice"
by smither614 April 28, 2009
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Pee like sea biscuit

There was a famous race horse named sea biscuit.

Race horses are famous for peeing 6 gallons per second.

So peeing like sea biscuit basically means you’re peeing every second and peeing a ton every time.
Coffee makes me pee like sea biscuit.
by Lilacpetalsss March 29, 2018
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buscemi bank butter biscuit

What Guapdad4000 and Wolfgang cecil calls their bitches
The faragon falcon majestically balloons down into the presence of himself who is looking for the buscemi bank butter biscuit
by Mysterymoneyman September 6, 2018
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