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a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush 

This expression means that it is better to have an advantage or opportunity that is certain than having one that is worth more but is not so certain.

"A bird in the hand," is yours, and it's not going anywhere unless you let it go. But if you leave it and go for "two in the bush," there is no guarantee you'll catch them, you might end up with nothing in the end.

In essence, don't be greedy and stick with what good things you already have, instead of going after something you'll probably never get.
Bob: "I think I'm gonna quit my job..another firm is going to offer me a better job.."

Joe: "Are you sure? You probably shouldn't quit unless you know you're gonna get in for sure. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

(Weeks later)

Joe: "So how was the interview?"

Bob: "Idk not so good...i don't think the boss is gonna let me come back either..."

Joe: "You're an idiot.."
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Pesky bird

A way of calling birds only grian uses
Parrot: *exists*
Grian:pesky bird

Gentleman's Bird Bath 

Any Gentleman standing on his tip-toes washing his tallywacker off in the sink after anal sex. Usually performed because the female half will not allow re-entry into her vagina without a thorough scrub.
A.J. - "Everything was going well until she made me take a Gentleman's Bird Bath mid-romp. It killed my Woody Wilson."

Fappy Bird 

A masturbating version of the game Flappy Bird. Recommended for perverts 12 & up.
John walked in on his roommate playing Fappy Bird in his tube socks.
Fappy Bird by Rood Rood February 1, 2014

little birdie 

An anonymous source that reveals interesting information.
A little birdie told me that Steve and Jenn have started sleeping together.
little birdie by ink_13 July 15, 2005

bird school 

a school for birds. this is where you learn heck is a bad word.
"did you learn that at bird school, which is for birds? i'm a lawyer"
bird school by simple bird October 2, 2013

flappy bird syndrome 

flappy bird syndrome is a mental disorder that occurs through the constant frustration that occurs from playing an iPhone game called flappy bird. symptoms include constant stress, finger twitching from repetitive tapping, uncontrollable cursing in public places, anger management issues, losing track of time, crying, and paranoia. there is no cure for flappy bird syndrome as of yet.
i have been diagnosed with flappy bird syndrome