bagel fuck

when the jews do intercourse after breakfast

I just ate some matzah, let’s bagel fuck!

by Brett Kosher May 24, 2019

trash bagel

A homeless individual caught in their natural habitat eating cheesy ,garbage juice soaked bagel

Omg look over there we got a trash bagel ninja going ham on that ham trash bagel hamster

by Billythekidtrash bagel May 7, 2018

minnesota bagel

When a lonley man from minnesota puts a

bagel on his dick and rotates it in his spare time

I have nothing to do tinight so i might as well do a minnesota bagel

by michlovin July 21, 2015

eat bagels

Eating out someone's ass.

Yeah, I like to eat bagels sometimes.

by bageleater69 October 13, 2016

stale bagel

Stale Bagel, A term given to a teenager who acts indifferent to their parents after getting into a relationship

"Hey wanna come watch a movie with me sport?"
"Whatever dad you know I have a date with Stacy."
"Oh lose the attitude and don't be a stale bagel."

by PolyesterCarbonite April 5, 2016

scum bagel

When your bagel doesn't have cream cheese on it.

"He has a scum bagel".
"Yeah, won't even let him but cream cheese on it".

by Brian4reel November 27, 2016

Jiz-bagel

A bagel in which the condiment is replaced with jiz contrast to the cream cheese or butter bagel.

The customer was rather snobish so the baker gave him a nice Jiz-bagel instead of the plain with cream cheese

by Christopher Joe Smith January 3, 2008