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narcissistic asshole

one of those people who write their names on this website then writes a bunch of shit about how good they are. Nobody gives a fuck if your a bad bitch, or a good singer, or really hot, nobody gives a fuck.
by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 11, 2020
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Fuck me In The Asshole

To stick the cocc in ass
Oh please do not Fuck Me In The Asshole
by TheRealKittYT April 9, 2017
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resting asshole face

A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Nah, he's just got a resting asshole face, he's actually really cool
by fettfri_skyr September 17, 2015
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asshole

The person in front of you on the plane who insists on reclining their seat fully back as soon as the seatbelt light goes off. Once someone is the"asshole" to you, you are basically screwed unless you be an "asshole" to the person behind you as well.
Of course this usually starts an chain reaction, turning the plane into not just a sardine can, but a sardine can stuffed full of "assholes."
I tried not to make eye contact with the lady who sat behind me on the flight to T.O. because i was an asshole to her. But it wasn't my fault, the douche in front of me was the original asshole.
by The Constar February 25, 2009
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Bob Dole's Asshole

When smoking marijuana, the last hit from a bowl often has a displeasing taste or aroma; Bob Dole's asshole is what this last hit is often called. This is what a person can say when passing the questionable hit to the next person in rotation.
"Do you want Bob Dole?"
"Gross! That tasted like Bob Dole's asshole!"
"Why didn't you tell me it was Bob Dole?!"
by AnnaCallahan June 11, 2008
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Pompus Asshole

The act of being a faggot ass bitch who likes to ride dick. A pompus asshole would usually leech off your money to buy a Big Mac at McDonalds and shove it far up his ass.
Zack: Hey Luis wanna hang out?
Luis: Can we stop by at McDonalds?
Zack: Pompus asshole..
by Bitchass nigga March 12, 2009
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God's Asshole

A place that not even God (Of any religion) would dare to travel, that is unless he's into that kind of thing. Which is cool, I got friend like that, nothing wrong there.
"I don't care about what anyone says, I still think Paris, TX is God's Asshole!"
by StevenGuy October 5, 2007
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