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Alice

Alice, Alice, Alice, Where do I start. You're truly one of a kind, completely unique in each and every way possible. The way you put a smile on everyone's face, the way you pull leaves off of everything possible, the way you grab massive sticks of wood and scrape the ground, it just, I don't even know how to describe it. Its honestly the most mesmerising thing I have ever witnessed. Without an Alice in your life, your life is not complete, you will never know which way the blanket's individual hairs are facing, or how the carpet was made. If you don't have an Alice in your life your missing out.
Alice: Look at the bush, im going to go and pluck it
Boy 1: Alice, I thought we were meant to hang out today, not pick bushes
Alice: If you don't shut up im going to slit your throat, This bush is more important than your life.
Boy 1: Im Sorry Alice, please forgive me
Alice: I will only forgive you if you come here and smack the ground with this big wooden stick
by Raredog21-69 March 7, 2023
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Alice

US Army infantryman's backpack.
My Alice still has Iraqi sand in it.
by AncientGeek May 13, 2019
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Sly alice

A term used to describe Cialis - a form of viagra
"Do you have any sly alice" he says to the pharmacist, "sorry only viagra today sir "..
by Wordjarr January 17, 2024
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alice campbell

She's hot as the sun. She is like an angel in appearance but beware of her mind. But she is putting to the few she likes. Have good humor and is very spontaneous.
I wish that one day I will be as Alice Campbell.
by Coolgirlsweden December 11, 2016
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bearded alice

A swamp-like creature, displaced from its natural habitat, dressed to blend in yet somehow not quite hitting the mark.
Frank: Has anyone seen Mark, looks like a bit of a bearded alice?
Keith: Yeah he was in the canteen a few minutes ago, nesting amongst the lasagne.
by Sharon_OzzHorn March 7, 2016
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GM Alice

Memelord, Nani, Alice of Valor
Plays carry, support, tank, jungle, top, mid, bottom, and in between
One hits T rex & towers
GM Alice pls stop calling me boi, im a girl

GM Alice: U mad boi, have some candy
by TomasZhang May 23, 2018
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Alice

One gay mf that nobody wanna f*** . (Actually a homosexual)
Sam: Its Alice!
Sophie: Aint nobody wanna f*** her!
by Sophz Got A Lizard <3 June 18, 2023
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