An absolute spud, pretty small and derpy. Way smaller compared to someone named Harrison. Pretty cute tho. Midget.
by not a spud April 10, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Friend 1 “hey dude wanna go hang out at the park“
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
by Alex=simp April 18, 2020
Get the Alexmug. People named Alex tend to be rather emo and many of times, have homosexual tendencies. People named Alex are huge fans of the well known band, Weezer. They ar4ee huge music enjoyers, ESPECIALLY Weezer.
by Cissified April 30, 2022
Get the Alexmug. Alex is an absolute unit born from the heavens above sent to devour all haters of milk. He does not shw respect or remorse to gravel, is fears by many gods as the man who’s dong shadows the universe. He never takes a bad picture as most of them are of him holding a hienz ketchup bottle (his sponsor) He has at least 2 testicles, a four head and maybe a middle toe but can alwayse chomp a box of weetabicks. Alex is sometime mistaken for Jesus or sometime allah. If cause he is much greater then all of them. He wrote the bible and invented war the colour of his lightsaber is purple because he is one with your mums dildo his eyebrows are hotter then an microwave he despises onion gravy and has harvested the souls of many inocente kfc workers.
Alex:what is the Pokémon that Kalyan evolves into
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
by Greencapmilkmaster December 23, 2021
Get the Alexmug. This man is a gamer he is a boi of goodness he will please you anytime of the week he can Rock Your World he is your best friend till the end never let go of this god
by The Epic g4mer December 17, 2019
Get the Alexmug. Sometimes Alex’s can be very dumb and stupid and fat and ugly, but 99.99% of the time they are hot, handsome, ripped, and loving. If you meet an Alex date him immediately. He is the best husband you could ever find.
Bethany: guess what
Felicia: what
Bethany: I met an Alex and married him immediately because he is hot and handsome
Felicia: what
Bethany: I met an Alex and married him immediately because he is hot and handsome
by StealthyWord May 21, 2019
Get the Alexmug. Alex. The definition of Alex is a fucking lucky bastard who has won the lottery and won’t have to work one more single day in his life.
His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.
Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.
His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.
Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.
by Paulnicci April 21, 2022
Get the Alexmug.