Ass aids

Something you call your gay friend Ethan

Ethan is fucking ass aids

by Youngod277 December 26, 2018

Parkview Aids

A horrible form of the common cold which slowly rips your souls out of you body and crushes any plans you had to get lit on the weekends. Symptoms include diarrhea, cough, sore throat and almost anything in between. Originally formed in the Parkview apartments at Florida International University.

Dude 1: Yo let’s hit the club this weekend.

Dude 2: Nah man I caught parkview aids and I’m slowly deteriorating into absolute shit.

by Thatsupercooldude5566 July 6, 2021

fuck me with an aids dick

The ultimate phrase in describing the most unfuckable situation, or extremely unlucky. A pretty much worthless situation in which the user of the phrase sees it being fucked by an aids dick in comparison with the current issue at hand. Used also in great and furious anger.

In playing CoD 5 bobby has been playing for 6 hours and has never went positive kill death ratio. " Jesus well fuck me with an aids dick"

by rytola April 12, 2014

Avid Sports Fan

Someone who takes pride in knowing about the history of sports, and watches sportcenter daily. Typically male.

"Jack watches sportcenter six times a fuckin day, like get a girlfriend. I mean this dude is an avid sports fan.

by The KidKH March 5, 2011

Aids

Alcohol induced drippy shits the shits you get the next day after drinking to much

i'm definitely getting aids if i drink jack tonight

by square one December 24, 2010

AIDS

After Intense Drinking Shits

Just had AIDS, last night was crazy.

by schroedz April 29, 2010

Super Aids

Which can only be obtained by being raped by two gay men in THA BUTT HOLE then having fun with a downtown hooker who's cheaper than the clothes she is wearing. Consisting of all sexual contracted diseases.

I was having a great night till' those assholes gave me Super Aids.

by SleepingDante October 27, 2010