Alsbeidowning

The action of belittling and/or infantalizing someone based on their gender

I hate it that old people are so often alsbeidowning

by fluffydragonandarna February 22, 2025

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alskdjfhgpmonibuvyctxrzewq

alskdjfhgpmonibuvyctxrzewq, translating to "I'm so bored I'm about to actually fall asleep," is a term typed into ones computer whilst experiencing the most concentrated form of boredom known on the planet. It is typed by alternating between one side then the other on the middle row, then going from right to left, typing the top and bottom row (in that order) in a column.

"I'm not entirely sure if this is a word, but I'm very much alskdjfhgpmonibuvyctxrzewq right now."

by someguywhousesUD April 9, 2025

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Alse

adj.) The direction of an object place or thing, that is a 4th spatial dimension direction (the negative side of the w-axis)

The tesseract is to the alse of David

by 4D-man August 11, 2025

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Alsacian Pipeline

Put a deepfried Munster and Spaetzele in a condom , then you put it in the freezer . Once it's Frozen , use it as a dildo up your favorite's person's asshole .

"Mathieu was such in a mood yesterday , he gave me the best alsacian Pipeline EVER , and then we chilled with a 50CL pichet of Pinot Noir

by BatNuitsblanches88 September 20, 2025

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ALSA Mentality

It’s when a person starts working as a landscaper at the age of 8 1/2 with their dad. Then, 4 years later, you begin sharing 50% ownership of the company with your dad. As well, you try to be close to God as possible. You follow the commandments, and your church precepts. You also, if you are privileged enough to , go to a religious school such as Catholic or Christian school. You also plan to abandon your landscaping company to become a priest or deacon. You will determine whether you study for priesthood or deaconhood by your celibacy promise. If you are not dating anyone by the end of high school, then you will study priesthood. If you are with someone by the end of High school, you will study deaconhood. In your daily life, you will wear what ever you want, but try wearing Pro Club, Dickies, addidas superstars, Levi 501s, and etc. You will listen to Spanish music. Especially corridos such as Peso Pluma and Fuerza Regida. You will try your best to pray before eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pray after breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And end the day with the Angel of God prayer before going to sleep. You will try your best to eat balanced meals and eat not to much. Eat protein and things with low amounts of sugar or even no sugar is better. Have a planet fitness membership and go workout when you get the chance to. Be nice to girls. And comply with what they want but not big demands.

Person 1: Ay, that dude at Mass who was wearing Pro Club, apparently he owns 50% ownership of ALSA JR LAWNCARE AND HAULING.

Person 2: Really!? He got to be following the ALSA Mentality.

by alonsoalsajrsalcedojrofical January 13, 2026

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