On god

Typically used for expressing the seriousness and/or truthfulness of a statement or action.

“On god I won’t hit you. ON GOD I won’t hit you.”

“He really said that?” “On god.”

by -Willowpop09- June 4, 2022

God

A woman watching above the clouds. Some claim it’s Beyoncé.

God is watching, give her a good show.

by sadvalem October 2, 2018

God

Memes and everything on the internet

“Hey man, show me a picture of God!”
*shows them a picture of Sanic kissing Saness*

by Zer0Rebel4 June 7, 2018

God

God is a person with many skills and qualities. Sweet, sexy, terrifying, stalker, creepy and hot are some the words one can use to describe God. Can come off as crazy, scary weirdo at first but in reality is just full of energy, optimism and sexual innuendos. Always there to help and wish you a nice day but also the first one to jump at the chance to roast someone. Not to mention the fact that one cannot have a normal conversation without it being turned to something sexual when God is around.

OML! God is such a polite stalker!

by God_is_I March 8, 2022

God

Fake. Its fucking fake. Its not real. Some dumbass made him up. Just give it up, stop praying, jesus isnt in your stomach, were all going to die, and were never going to “heaven” or “hell.

Person 1: Oh my god
The Nobody: Yes

by HypE Fenix August 3, 2018

God

God is the beginning and the end the alpha and Omega the father to the fatherless

God is my father

I love God

I want to know God

by Kingngotit November 28, 2016

God

Memeulous

God wears shades and a bandana

by Pie face showdown January 19, 2020