by Dori's dad March 16, 2024

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.
by jermarley February 25, 2021

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.
by Zaerion February 25, 2023

1. "I think Judy and I will tie a slug after lunch"
2. "We spent all week tying slugs"
3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"
2. "We spent all week tying slugs"
3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"
by nosebridge August 5, 2016

by countyculchie August 3, 2016

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"
"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024

by FreddyFazbore January 30, 2024
