Tie one on

Rip heaters with Dori's dad.
I want to tie one on with Dori's hot dad.
by Dori's dad March 16, 2024
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scandinavian neck tie

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.
Dude, you still owe me 10lbs of Reindeer. Pay up or get the Scandinavian Neck tie!
by jermarley February 25, 2021
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Tie her balloon

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.
He knows just how to tie her balloon.
by Zaerion February 25, 2023
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Tie a slug

The act of securing the open end of a condom post-coitus.
1. "I think Judy and I will tie a slug after lunch"

2. "We spent all week tying slugs"

3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"
by nosebridge August 5, 2016
mugGet the Tie a slugmug.
A synonym of the phrase "Fuck It", typically used by those with an agricultural background.
"I'm so broke but I want to go out" "Ah sure tie a bit of twine about that, be grand"
by countyculchie August 3, 2016
mugGet the Tie a bit of twine about thatmug.

Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024
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Yellow Tie

A suave fellow who writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites.
Yellow Tie, this suave fellow writes
Heterophonic tunes of how love bites
by FreddyFazbore January 30, 2024
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