pig skank

An overweight, unattractive homewrecker with dirty genitals and home like a pig pin.

Why did my man fuck that pig skank??

by JC BARRACUDA February 12, 2017

Truffle Pigging

Aggressively sniffing the post sex wet patch

You two go at it, I'm just going to watch and go truffle pigging afterwards.

by Colin Metivier December 29, 2017

pig scared

A witness that is reluctant to talk to the police for fear of the possible consequences.

He's not gonna talk to the popo, he's too pig scared.

by Jocephus September 30, 2013

pig split

Running away from a party or area when the police arive.

The cops showed up and we all pig split in the opposite direction.

by mountainbiker30 September 29, 2008

plastic pig

A PCSO (Police Community Support Officer). They have no power of arrest so they are often called plastic police, add that to pigs for police you get plastic pigs. It's very derogatory as it implies they are useless.

You can't arrest me you plastic pig!

by sci_fi_rocks August 15, 2016

Tree pig

Proper slang for a forest ranger or park police

Damn tree pig busted up our drug-crazed orgy at the campground.

by Mford December 9, 2020

pig lap

Taking a fat girl around the track once.
Porking a fat chick.

I got SO drunk I took that fatty for a pig lap!

by roady42 December 31, 2006