pig strips

a synonym for bacon, coined by me.

Mr. Grate: Johnson! The company picnic is in 5 days. What are you bringing?

Johnson: I'm bringing some Mountain Dew, Doritos, and some pig strips.

Mr. Grate: Pig strips? What in the world are pig strips?

Johnson: It's just bacon Mr. Grate.

Mr. Grate: You kids and your crazy slang!

*both laugh*

by um... bob May 9, 2009

pig skank

An overweight, unattractive homewrecker with dirty genitals and home like a pig pin.

Why did my man fuck that pig skank??

by JC BARRACUDA February 12, 2017

Truffle Pigging

Aggressively sniffing the post sex wet patch

You two go at it, I'm just going to watch and go truffle pigging afterwards.

by Colin Metivier December 29, 2017

pig human

a person who appears to be related to or part swine. They may have features such as snouts, trotters and are usually obese

person1: damn she ugly
2: probably a pig human

by viniggar February 2, 2019

Pig of the spots

The spottiest of the spots, who likes to pick

"I'm on my period and I'm pig of the spots"

by piggypigpogs May 11, 2009

Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.

"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".

by McCig June 4, 2018

pig scared

A witness that is reluctant to talk to the police for fear of the possible consequences.

He's not gonna talk to the popo, he's too pig scared.

by Jocephus September 30, 2013