stink muff

A dirty ,smelly pussy!!!

I just banged your mom and her rat stink muff!

by Kazzzaaammm September 4, 2016

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Muff Heavy

When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.

Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.

by CrazyRetard July 7, 2011

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Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.

I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.

by Rook34 November 8, 2023

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muff sucker

Someone who sucks on hairy vagina.

Eg, Sandy is a muff sucker

by Calve Is Epic February 9, 2014

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A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.

Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

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Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

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