A person who primarily derives pleasure from acquiring and then spreading private, sensitive, and potentially harmful information about other people. Such activities are typically their primary form of entertainment, and they usually justify their behavior by pointing out how common and "normal" it is.
My neighbor is basically a human tabloid. Every time I speak to her, she is always so damn eager to share sensitive personal information (juicy gossip) about other people, while simultaneously trying to nose her way into my own affairs, no doubt intending to spread my own dirt far and wide as well. Usually, she feigns genuine concern, but she is obviously solely motivated by the prospect of entertaining herself, because at no point does she use the information she gains to actually help anybody. What a bitch. Human tabloids like her are everywhere, so you gotta stay on your toes.
by Jimbob Cleetus III September 01, 2020
A person who is kept in contact with for the express purpose of making yourself feel better when you are sad, depressed, angry, etc.
by Amphritritis November 23, 2016
by MsEnid September 14, 2017
A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.
by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011
when a girl takes it from behind from one guy and gives a blowjob to another guy. thus forming a human h.
by Bobby Bronzeman June 23, 2011
When two sexy people are naked in a bath tub, girl laying face up on the dude, and the girl uses her legs to push herself up on the guy then releases her legs to slide down the naked mans body and possibly penis.
by Honeybadger666 October 16, 2011
The term human rat is derived from groups of people that have no apparent critical thought process. Human rats conform to all social norms whether it’s based in reality or not, while also embracing a life of poverty. Human rats can be submissive to government and authority especially if threatened with fear based trauma. Usually human rats do what ever they please disregarding others well being. Human rats are a variety of a gridder, homeless person.
by SlimeOnTheBlock April 28, 2023