Third Degree After Burner

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.

The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.

by Paul Stuffy October 11, 2006

Penn State After Burner

When, while giving a "Hot Carl", you must proceed to urinate in the occupants mouth.

While during sex, i forced stacy to give me a Penn State After Burner

by JRonca December 14, 2004

six pack of pussy burners

A box of 6 pussy burners. Usually picked up before a long night of whoring. A single pussy burner can last for hours, but beware of those crazy bitches that bite the pussy burner to create holes. Holes are created to ensnare unknowing manwhores into fatherhood and sometimes marriage. Double up America.

I gotta run by CVS and pick up a six pack of pussy burners to keep that rotten stank off my shit.

by ReTodd January 16, 2006

Philadelphia Barn Burner

To have ones pubic region shaved with a straight razor and then shat upon only to have the shat duct taped from the taint to the happy trail after which he is set on fire as a form of revenge.

After noticing that Steve smacked while he ate, Stacy gave him sleeping pills then performed a Philadelphia Barn Burner.

by Dustin King October 21, 2004

Fanasty Football Burner Team

A fantasy football team that usually is auto-drafted and whos manager couldn't care less about their team. Usually the manger was forced to play in that league or was just bored.

Jack: Jake needed one more person in his NFL fanasty leauge and I just didn't care enough so I auto drafted.

Jim: Dude, you got a Fanasty Football Burner Team.

by Big_Shlong69 October 12, 2020

Burner Gun

A gun planted on a victim by police to justify use of force or just as some type of evidence or way to enhance another charge.

"SGT. Bacon will make sure nobody questions the shooting officer krupke..... he already put the burner gun in that minority/(and or,) poor persons hand, you will be home beating your wife in no time."

by Your real name.<---I Do what I September 29, 2021

Burner Info

Pretty much garbage information such as an old email address or phone number that you don't use anymore that you would give someone or some organization to get a perk or benefit of some sort , such as a gas card to get a few cents of of each gallon of gas or maybe one of the big box stores to get a percentage of a purchase etc...

(Person #1) I just got 25 cents off a gallon of gas just for signing up for a gas card at the new gas station up the street . (Person #2) Yes I saw the sign that they had up last week for the discount if you were to sign up but I am sick of giving my email address and phone number out to every company that wants it just so that they will toss me a few crumbs. (Person #1) Oh no my man I just give them some "Burner Info" . (Person #2) Burner Info - What's that ? (Person #1) Old personal information that I no longer use for anything but to get a discount or deal on something , Like the way that the dealers used to use the cell phones to transact certain business back in the day , They would buy a brand phone and use it for a few times then toss it in the river , They called them "Burner Phones" That's why I call this "Burner Info" - It's old valid info but a dead end as far as getting in contact with me.

by CFOD March 30, 2024