Tie a slug

The act of securing the open end of a condom post-coitus.

1. "I think Judy and I will tie a slug after lunch"

2. "We spent all week tying slugs"

3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"

by nosebridge August 5, 2016

Tie her balloon

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.

He knows just how to tie her balloon.

by Zaerion February 25, 2023

Soo my tie

Short version for
𝚂𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎

Originated in Rick and Morty s4 ep1
by one of characters summer smith

This app just matched me with a guy that is soo my tie

by Lolziee December 26, 2019

Yellow Tie

A suave fellow who writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites.

Yellow Tie, this suave fellow writes
Heterophonic tunes of how love bites

by FreddyFazbore January 30, 2024

Hippie hair-tie

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!

My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”

by A lucid bear November 28, 2023

Coconut Black Tie

A shocking sex act.

I gave her a coconut black tie after we held hands.

by Crack_n_Shine July 29, 2019

brown bow-tie

While crouched over your partner and receiving a hummer you defecate on your partner's neck, hence a brown bow-tie. Note that the person delivering the brown bow-tie must be facing his partner's head, lest he deliver a brown sombrero.

"While Sarah was giving me a hummer last night, those refried beans kicked in and I couldn't help but give her a brown bow-tie!"

by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009