Stoner movies

Movies that overexaggerate the effects of prolonged marijuana use. Movies like Half Baked. Movies you watch when you're stoned.

"Harold and Kumar are good stoner movies"

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

Stoner's dozen

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I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.

by Andrea Pirlo February 28, 2015

professor stoner

When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.

Dude, you smoked three joints and she still thought you were funny and charming? Professor Stoner!

by CleanBandit April 30, 2015

rolling stoners

n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.

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Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?

No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.

Just as well man. They kind of suck.

by gnostic3 November 6, 2016

Obnoxious stoner

How to tell if someone is an obnoxious stoner
1. hurting people to bring their high down
2. Rude/obnoxious behaviour
3. overacting to everything
4. he must let the world know how high he is
5. forcefull and prone to breaking stuff
6. always wants to share his freinds weed with his freinds
7. loud

You do not want to be this person......

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noone wants to smoke with you

person 1 ; are you okay

\person 2 ; no im not even high anymore he's being an obnoxious stoner

by Truth- hurts November 20, 2016

Stoner tip

The act of tipping a bag of chips into one's mouth to get the last bit of crumbs.

Thanks to Jessica and her stoner tip move, we are out of chips.

by Chrismcdiddy October 14, 2019

jack stoner

Teacher to Chuck Norris. Baddest mother fucker around! Awesome Texan.

I wish I could be like Jack Stoner!

by Knuck Knuck May 21, 2017