Stoner Army

The Stoner Army is an organization that fights for stoner rights. Originally a group of web-cam chatters, this community has grown to become a part of the movement to legalize marijuana.

Their homepage is stonerarmy.org
by Stoner Army HQ November 12, 2011
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Stoner's dozen

I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.
by Andrea Pirlo March 01, 2015
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rolling stoners

n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.

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Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?

No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.

Just as well man. They kind of suck.
by gnostic3 November 06, 2016
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professor stoner

When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.
Dude, you smoked three joints and she still thought you were funny and charming? Professor Stoner!
by CleanBandit April 30, 2015
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stoner bologna

When you are so high, you google a word or phrase to find out what it means only to find it does not exist, thus creating a new word or phrase.
Dude, Trump totally stoner bologna'd "covfefe".
by Kristenkooster June 21, 2017
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jack stoner

Teacher to Chuck Norris. Baddest mother fucker around! Awesome Texan.
by Knuck Knuck May 22, 2017
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Stoner Tangent

A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.
Jessica had a stoner tangent when she was so high she couldn't remember when she started talking.
by betterThanGreg March 22, 2009
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