In order to show his style, Wesley cut his high school warm-up sweats into sweat shorts with custom slits in the side to increase wind resistance.
by Bad Son October 11, 2009

When yo broad starts nagging, talking down to you, like a kid on a lower level where she gotta hold ya hand.
(Yo broad)
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)
I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.
(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)
I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.
(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.
by TommyhawkTyler November 7, 2016

by Dizzardary October 20, 2022

Isaac wong is shortnapping me help short nap means getting kidnapped when u are short and the kidnapper is tall
by sebastian wong seabass September 25, 2023

by Dearay13 February 21, 2019

Barbie softly whispered to her tan and toned inanimate partner Ken, “Hey, why don’t we pick up some really short tee shorts for our trip this weekend to Barbados?!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023

Fart Shorts are the ratty, old sweat shorts you pull on after coming home from work and changing out of your really nice clothes. You fart in them.
by handle&&7 April 21, 2014
