cardboard shorts

shorts worn at posnack high school as part of their uniform

these shorts are made of cardboard or sumthin. yea thats why theyre cardboard shorts!

by hardbutt October 7, 2010

Short Chinned

Lack of jawline, sunken facial expression, normally occurs in the heavy lidded ,thin lipped population. Also occurs in heavy lobbed ,space eyed persons. Inbreeding at it's finest.

Look at him ,he's short chinned like a motherfucker. Must be from Hamilton

by Marie Douglas October 19, 2019

Balled Short

the act of having ones testicles removed, by excessive force due to the violent rage of another.

The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles

by Nutlee January 5, 2011

9-short

Parents are watching

Don’t send nudes 9-short

by gLu bOy June 7, 2018

fart shorts

Fart Shorts are the ratty, old sweat shorts you pull on after coming home from work and changing out of your really nice clothes. You fart in them.

Why are you using my fart shorts to wash your car, Dan?

by handle&&7 April 21, 2014

Short AF

any man under 5,2" is short AF, in other words short as F**k.

Ryan you are short AF

by Dearay13 February 21, 2019

towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

by heckofaday May 19, 2016