Short Roped

The act of being drawn in to a horrible circumstance without any warning or preparation.

"Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!

by beebob40 November 11, 2009

short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)

"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."

by Mr. Arkade March 03, 2014

Short-Stacks

A very short midget, really annoying and weird with brown curly short hair with blueberry eyes 👀

My friend is called short-stacks

by Random_HotBrownie March 04, 2022

fart shorts

Fart Shorts are the ratty, old sweat shorts you pull on after coming home from work and changing out of your really nice clothes. You fart in them.

Why are you using my fart shorts to wash your car, Dan?

by handle&&7 March 14, 2014

Short dick

To leave someone hanging, pay less than what is due/owed.

That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.

by Elwipfo July 28, 2018

travis short

Travis Short he is a very charming guys usaully a light brown skin he know how to give it to a girl trust me he can go down and not come up.

Girl1: have you seen the new kid at school Travis Short
girl:2 yeah apparently hes really good at everything
girl:1 yeah i heard that too
hes really hot and has light brown skin and he can treat the booty

by Pussy smasher6969 March 03, 2018

towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

by heckofaday May 19, 2016