sus monster

A nickname you call your friend when they’re being extra sus.

“Dude! Stop being a little sus monster!”

or say it as a nickname as usual

by yumravo June 24, 2022

boob monster

A baby or toddler who is obsessed with breastfeeding. May also include a baby/toddler who smacks, scratches, pinches, or does gymnurstics while obsessively breastfeeding.

Baby Apollo won’t let me lay on the couch without him having constant access to my boob, he’s such a boob monster.

by Just Another Mama September 24, 2020

Monster Juice

A drink so addictive, i have had 3 heart attacks and have had several kidney stones surgically removed because i drank so many of them in 1 sitting

I have had 3 heart attacks and have been disowned by all of my family because of my inability to stop drinking monster juice, please help

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Brick Monster

n. A brick in a brick-sidewalk that is slightly unlevel with those around it, often causing unexpecting (and often innebriated) individuals to trip over it.

Johnny: Dude, where did you get that scar on your face?
Kenny: I tripped on a brick monster in the quad stumbling back from the bar last night and hit my face on a rock.

by Nidira March 20, 2009

sketch monster

some one who does or says sketchy things. overly sketchy, suspicious.

ruby: OMG guess what matt told me last night?
catherine: what?
ruby: he said we should go to the woods at night
catherine: what a sketch monster!

by candycanelegs September 3, 2012

a monster in paris

A great movie about a monster who makes friends with a French singer, based on The Phantom of the Opera, except the French girl, Lucille, is the Svengali.

Leona: Have you seen A Monster in Paris?
Jennifer: Nope.
Leona: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO SEE IT ASAP!

by SuomiSverigeNorge April 20, 2018

dilly monster

An irritating person who get's easily flustered, frustrated and butt hurt.

It was a joke Jimmy quit being a dilly monster about it.

by Stugots84 June 22, 2015