Kyle

Has all the friends and is usually the guy that needs piercings and tattoos

I need friends...wait wheres kyle

by Kyle true meaning April 6, 2019

Kyle

a manipulating lying self absorbed cheating using careless dramatic fake oompaloompa liar asshole player cool guy wannabe thug wannabe stupid weak insufferable intolerable ignorant smarty wannabe .

Ugh hes such a kyle

by Oofnuggs February 19, 2020

Kyle

A Kyle is in most cases, a pothead, skater, Taco Bell addict, and excessive energy drink drinker. Some Kyles also surf. Normally used not referring to someone ACTUALLY named Kyle.

Bro One: Dude, I saw this guy with a skateboard smoking pot outside the school today
Bro Two: Prolly named Kyle
Bro One: Yeup

by Heisenbergus111 October 4, 2019

kyle

people with the name Kyle tend to skate,drink a lot of monster,typically very kind and loyal but shy and hides emotions with acts of weirdness

person 1:"yo Kyle how are you?"

Kyle:"If you got eaten by a dog would you be a dog"

by Yvng beann October 27, 2019

kyle

A friend who has many other friends but chooses you to hang out with. He lets you borrow his cards and eat his snacks. He is a great friend.

He's such a good friend that he's a kyle!

by Atti's Smeagol May 16, 2018

Kyle

Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.

Goddamn....

dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"

Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"

by kooksthetic October 15, 2019

Kyle

A person who drinks cans of monster and punches holes in drywall

Shauna doesn't like him hes such a kyle

by yofery May 23, 2019