Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.
When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny
by Rionox February 09, 2023
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Little Johnny

That's the name of the famous Circus Chimp adopted by a Mormon family and legally adopted as a family member in 1962 after he was left behind in Salt Lake City as the Barnum and Bailey train headed west following their local appearance.

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"LITTLE JOHNNY, quit shittin' bananas on the couch, dammit!"
"Get your fingers outta yer ass, LITTLE JOHNNY. Don't go homo on me now!"
"Behave, LITTLE JOHNNY, or Gladys will make me get rid of you."
"I warned you not to be drinkin' out of my toilet, LITTLE JOHNNY."
"Bye-bye. Good bye, LITTLE JOHNNY. I loved you for awhile.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
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johnny depp

If every guy looked like Johnny Depp there would be no lesbians in the world.
by Michelle October 02, 2003
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Johnny Depp

hottest man alive. A man of talent. The best actor in the world. Sexist man alive.
"Johnny Depp is mega hot"
by Pirate lover July 15, 2004
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Johnny Gargano

Johnny Gargano Is The Goat
by skkdkckfkfkfl April 22, 2021
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soggy johnny

the act of putting cereal(preferably frosted flakes) in a willing female companions snatch, once they become evenly coated in her wet cave you release your man mustard to soggy them and recoat with frosty goodness
"Jim: yo what happened last night?"
"Tim: i got hungry in the middle of the night and went down stairs for frosted flakes but could finish them so i gave her the ol' soggy johnny"
"Tim: niceee"
by jimbone bonebag March 04, 2008
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Johnny Depp

the only 40 year old i eyeball, hottest man alive.
Birth name: John Christopher Depp
Birthday: June 9, 1963
Birth Place: Owensboro, Kentucky
Greatest Movie: Pirates of the Carribean
Movies I've Seen: Pirates of the Carribean, Sleepy Hollow, Nightmare on Elm Street, Secret Window, and Edward Scissorhands

10 things that are awesome about hin

-He has got the nicest cheekbones I've ever seen.
-Awesome style, looks good in anything he wears
-Firey Hot Voice
-Sexy Man
-hes JOHNNY DEPP! need i say more?
-good actor
-he was voted by People Magazine as sexiest man alive
-He's got nice abs
-Great Smile
-Im have a fan club of him. Wanna Join?


LOVE YA JOHNNY!
Ashley: Look It's Johnny Depp!
Shelbie: -faints-
Ashley: -faints
Tiff: -faints
Scott: I'm Not Gay - runs away
Levi: -sulks about- I love linzy!
Linzy: Johnny Depp is ugly
Johnny Depp: -slaps linzy-
by Shelbie June 11, 2004
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