Jarred Gethers

a sexy Haitian/Italian mutt that loves Mary Harrington but doesn't know how to help her do her laundry and other various things because he's a mama's boy and gets everything done for him.

"His name must be Jarred Gethers because he forgot to put detergent in the washing machine with my clothes."

by IamAwesome12345 February 4, 2010

M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am

“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”

by anonymous February 2, 2024

Jarred Yeah

Jarred….YEAHHHHHH

Jarred Yeah

by gnpboiii July 8, 2021

cunt jar

Someone that is so "cunty" they are the equivalent to a jar full of cunts. A level of "bitch" that can't be topped.

Did you see Nicole today? She is acting like a total cunt jar.

by Queen Adorer April 19, 2017

Jarring

Someone that talks too much or just talk the most nonsense

That teacher is soo jarring

by mswiththedefs November 16, 2022

Tard jar

A short bus. A shortened school bus for special needs children.

Check out all them reerees cramming into that tard jar. What kind of shitty field trip could they be going on?

by behebojo September 12, 2022

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

by DNAGuy June 12, 2024