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God

Hey man, show me a picture of God!”
*shows them a picture of Sanic kissing Saness*
by Zer0Rebel4 June 7, 2018
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God

God is a person with many skills and qualities. Sweet, sexy, terrifying, stalker, creepy and hot are some the words one can use to describe God. Can come off as crazy, scary weirdo at first but in reality is just full of energy, optimism and sexual innuendos. Always there to help and wish you a nice day but also the first one to jump at the chance to roast someone. Not to mention the fact that one cannot have a normal conversation without it being turned to something sexual when God is around.
OML! God is such a polite stalker!
by God_is_I March 8, 2022
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God

A clash between the set of prime numbers moving at infinity-speed and the surface area of prime numbers moving at uncountable-speed.

The two vectors meet at a diametric angle with the set of prime numbers emerging from the upper-left and the surface-AREA of the set of prime numbers emerging from the lower right.
God is the clash between the surface area of the uncountable set of prime numbers and the uncountable set of prime numbers.

It results in infinity-spinning-around-itself or God.
by fightfacilities December 25, 2020
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God

Some fake stupid ass nigga who thinks he can tell us that some gay ass nigga called Jesus is cool
God, the fuck is that nigga? Oh, that’s right, fucking gay
by Reeeeenenenejd February 20, 2019
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God

Sus/Imposter
God is sus because he's always sitting in security and watching everyone through cams(even when you're naked) .
God is the imposter, God is sus sitting on cams watching us jerk off.
by Cutiepie Amish November 16, 2020
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God

All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.

Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.
"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"

"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."
by garcalej February 1, 2019
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God

"… I am God. God does not exist without me." Quote by Morgan Freeman
by Rosie302 December 11, 2018
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