Cum

Something that comes out of a guys penis after fucking a nice pussy!

Connor:Can I cum in you baby??
Jessica:Baby no cum on my tittie's!

by Micky mouse Daddy July 27, 2018

cum

when your watching hentai then the sex scene comes up so you start beating your meat and liquid cocaine comes out your pee pee poo ye oooh before the sex scene and then you ask your mommy about it and then shes like its delecious juice lets drink it but she suspects you were watching porn so she checks your room and sees hentai so you get grounded for a year and when your back you lost your virginity to your anime pillow.

Me: Why did i pee cocaine mommy.
Mom: Thats cum! after im done tasting it im checking your laptop.
Me: No i beg.
Mom: Your watching hentai ?!?! your in big trouble big little man!
Me: Yes ma'am i understand.

1 year later
me: i wonder what new hentai episodes came out.

by DICKYFISHY October 2, 2020

Cum

Cum is the ultra baby version of a thing

Oohhh baby I’m gonna cum

by Apilepfashes May 1, 2021

Cum

Looks like milk yet tastes like fish.

"Girl, slow down you're making me cum"

by Yasminakayy October 18, 2019

cum

No no thing that comes outta PP when u do wiggy wiggy with it

wtf, I told you not to cum inside step-bro, baakaa

by bakaboi69 June 28, 2021

Cum

Cum is a sticky white juice that makes you feel good.

Samantha was giving sofiane a blowjob and made him cum till he was dry.

by Gayboy8998 August 4, 2019

CUM

CUM stands for..

Creamy
Unicorn

Milk
🦄 🥛

Best described for a woman's mythical juice, but the man's can be mythical in the sense of doing it on command. Mainly done in porn, it usually seems like it's a 1 way street of the men in the sense of jizzing, unless the woman screams like her pussy is being murdered and loves it. In a recent surge of step siblings having sexual escapades, it is unlikely for both to get off a load of splooge since they are afraid of being caught since it is sooo taboo. What are we talking about?.. oh yea.. CUM.. ummm.. Best by yourself, but try it with a partner..
The end

Jack pulls out Jill aka his hand and Jack was so jacked that he had to jack off while playing jacks. Jack CUMs on a Jack in the box who is ironically his step brother. Jill in rage squeezes Jack until he has a pop goes the weasel moment. He used the jacks in cards next to him to clean off Jill since he is a gentleman since it was all he had lying around next to him. Jill didn't know jackshit about why she was there and felt like a jackass after hitting a big black bottle of Jack that was much bigger than Jack. Jack fell down, and broke his crown, and Jill supposedly CAME tumbling after..

by Guido and The Guy April 28, 2021