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are you cooked?

Cooked is a term for someone to politely refer to a Junkie who has lost all self control, they are usually the ones caught on video getting a fight over traffic, in shopping centres walking around not buying anything, picking up cigarette butts on the street, walking around in a T Shirt and Shorts in Winter, many more traits.
It used to refer to pot smokers being stoned but now its more the Ice/Meth/Shabu users who are just lost in their habit
Cooked Dude: Drives over a foot path, down the curb and around the corner crashes in to a power pole in middle of the day.
Bystander: What the F is wrong with you, are you cooked bro?
Cooked Dude: Ohhh errrr, ummmm yeah, ahhhhh

Are you cooked? is more rhetorical and derogatory in nature implying that someone is a mess, and their life is consumed in drugs.
by Sonnyhood November 4, 2020
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Sam Cooke

Sam Cooke was a really good singer from the early 1950's to the early 1960's. Sam sang many classic 50's and 60's hits including: Bring It On Home To Me, Cupid, Chain Gang, Another Saturday Night, and many more amazing songs. Sadly, on December 11 of 1964, he was shot dead. He was shot in a Hacienda Motel in California by the then manager Bertha Franklin allegedly shot him in self defense. His last words were "Lady, you shot me!" according to Bertha. There is also a theory that his manager Allen Klein had a role in his killing, though there is no evidence supporting this theory. R.I.P king.
Man Sam Cooke's music is so damn good!
by UraniumTexan July 11, 2023
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cooked pig

A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.
Tonight, Claire and I are doing the cooked pig! I got like nine apples!
by Mstr42 January 18, 2016
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Astrological cooking

Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.
My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?
by Sexydimma September 2, 2022
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Jung cook

MORE LIKE JUNK COCK AHHAHAHHAHAHDHSGXVSD IUJFVEHGV VAAHHAHA IM FUNNY
probably from china idk
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devon cook

Devon cook is a very sweet and kind boy who would never hurts someone . He's really dreamy and would make the perfect boyfriend or best friend he will always try to cheer you up on you worst days he's the perfect guy to know
by Gaffney hester June 1, 2021
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Lettin' it cook

When an alert becomes active, it's left until it nears breaching an SLA. This gives the alert time to simmer and cook thoroughly. You may just find that the issue resolves itself ;)
" Lettin' it cook "

1: Should I log this alert that's just come in?
2: Nah the SLA is 1 hour so just let it cook.
by Protractervist June 10, 2023
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