October 5

National gay day
You are allowed to ask out any guy and they are forced to date you

John: hey bro you wanna date
David: bro I’m straight
John: it’s October 5th you don’t have a choice

by Cavebean October 5, 2021

oct 5

today is national kick your sibling in the shin day.

kick your sibling say nothing and walk away.

kicks*

"ouch!"
walks away*
"oh yea its oct 5"

by la poo poo caca October 5, 2021

May 5

The national day you text your crush saying that you love him/her.

Tristan: Hi Emma, it's May 5. Haply birthday!
Emma: Thank You!
Tristan: I have been thinking to tell you about this for a while so here I go. I love you.
Emma: Awww I love you too.

by TAS+EP=Love September 30, 2021

December 5

the day that the best couples get together, and they will always last and will always be there for eachother no matter what

“you gonna ask her out?”
“duh! it’s december 5th!! it’s good :)”

by grace 😎💕 December 2, 2021

5* stunna

A person who is gangsta beyond all imaginable belief. Usually rocks Gucci handkerchiefs and has Louis Vuitton carpets in the hallway. A playa, with unlimited amount of flair, style, cash and credit card rating. 5 million in 5 minutes is no problem.

Rick Ross, he a 5* stunna.

by RockTurboman September 15, 2015

5 and drive

A British saying when you’re at the pub :

‘Haven’t you drank too much to drive us all home?’

‘Nah mate, it’s 5 and drive - remember?’

‘Oh yeah! My mistake’

by fucktardtranslations June 5, 2020

5 or 10

When a girl says she is going to be gone for either 5 or 10 minutes, and you can't decide whether you have time to crank one off or not.

Girl: Hey babe, ima run next door. I'll be back in 5 or 10

Man: Damnit, Which is it gonna be?

by DaisyCutterz November 22, 2011