February 14

a day where ugly people get chocolates from their parents

boy1: hey did you get a valentine
boy2: i got some chocolate from my parents
boy1: that makes sense

valentines day February 14

by largedonkey64545 January 27, 2021

December 14

National Kissing Day, where you can kiss someone without them being allowed to pull away.

Brad: "Hey, wanna kiss?"
Johnny: "Ew, no!"
Brad: "But it's December 14th.."
Johnny: "That's stupid!"

by IMightBeMockingMyFriends December 11, 2020

December 14

Give your dad a BJ day

Son come here you know what day it is, it’s December 14 give your dad a BJ day.

by Glizzy smuggler November 3, 2020

Dec 14

National have sex day, only if you're of age of course, don't need things getting out of hand now

Hey, you know what day it is right bae

Yep, it's Dec 14

by Hagdoe wgqoxbdja November 16, 2021

December 14

National Penis Day
Show off what you got

Kyle: Bro it’s December 14, we should show off our penis
Chad: Great idea bro!

by Bigbootyhoes69420 December 14, 2019

14.Februar

14.Februar ist National Suck your Boyfriends Dick Day.

Hey today is the best day.

Why.

It's 14.Februar.

Yea and what now?

ITS SUCK YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK DAY

by LeStrichiHD February 2, 2021

Nov 14

Hate in men day

Hey you are such an ass, I hate you

What did I ever do?

It nov 14

by Angelhearts1111 November 4, 2021