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new jersey coal miner

When someone goes ass to mouth and scoops the shit out with his tounge.
Adam gave Becca a new jersey coal miner after the movie.
by Gimme Some Skin... Groovy! August 2, 2006
mugGet the new jersey coal minermug.

new jersey wet basement

New Jerseys soil is clay bound. This state has the most wet basements in the USA. A wet basement in NJ must be repaired.
New Jersey wet basement is the cause of many structural problems.
by Robert Lunfrank October 7, 2007
mugGet the new jersey wet basementmug.
When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.
We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.
by Crotch Kid99877 July 9, 2010
mugGet the The New Jersey Turnpike Specialmug.

New Jersey Mud Track

When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.
Hey! How was your Track-meet?

It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.

Damnit.
by nicklebacksucks77 September 12, 2021
mugGet the New Jersey Mud Trackmug.
Resident 1: Look at all these asians!
Resident 2: I know rite!!!!
Asian 1: Hi
Many asians later....
Asian 5678: Hi
Resident 1: Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey has a lot of asians!!!!!
by peasryummy58 March 1, 2011
mugGet the Englewood Cliffs, New Jerseymug.

New Jersey Titty Fuck

It's when you take a crap on a girl's chest before you titty fuck the shit out of her.
Pat gave her the biggest New Jersey Titty Fuck ever.
by del87 August 4, 2007
mugGet the New Jersey Titty Fuckmug.

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