by Helpmemakemoredefinitions🙏🏻🙏🏻 October 29, 2019

by Profitter January 13, 2019

THE game that changed the face of the Xbox 360 and Microsoft. It has sold millions upon millions of copies around the world, and set a new bar for gaming. However, it has also caused (along with World of Warcraft) a dramatic spike in video game addiction. Countless players have been "pwning noobs" on Xbox Live for hours on end, but have ignored the needs of their parents/children/girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/spouses/significant others. They have been more obsessed with hearing "killtacular!" than saying "what do you need, honey?" Its a tragedy of some sorts; it really is.
Girlfriend: Baby, you promised me a night to remember for our anniversary!
Boyfriend: It'll have to wait darling. I have to get a be an MVP in Halo 3.
(Game voice): Killing spree! Sharpshooter! Extermination!...
Boyfriend: Yeah, bitch!
Boyfriend: It'll have to wait darling. I have to get a be an MVP in Halo 3.
(Game voice): Killing spree! Sharpshooter! Extermination!...
Boyfriend: Yeah, bitch!
by gamespeed91 September 26, 2009

Kiss Yo Boyfriend Day !
by The Hype Gurl May 2, 2021

National give the person you love a hoodie/sweater/sweatshirt day. Regardless of if they want it or not.
Bf: here take my hoodie
Gf: why?
Bf: because its December 3rd
Gf: but I don’t want it
Bf: it doesn’t matter just take it
Gf: why?
Bf: because its December 3rd
Gf: but I don’t want it
Bf: it doesn’t matter just take it
by Purple plum December 2, 2020

April 3 people are best person’s in the world. If you ever meet April 3 born people go talk with them they are so amazing!
by i wanna drink sum water October 15, 2019

Kiss your crush day
When you get to kiss your crush on September 3
Emma- Hey Jacob ( taps him on shoulder)
Jacob- (turns around ) yeh-
(gets cut of because you kiss him or her)
happy kiss your crush day bbys 🦋
When you get to kiss your crush on September 3
Emma- Hey Jacob ( taps him on shoulder)
Jacob- (turns around ) yeh-
(gets cut of because you kiss him or her)
happy kiss your crush day bbys 🦋
by late.space October 31, 2019
