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Craig

Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.
Wow, craig, what a fucking tosser
by Ostrich man November 22, 2021
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Craig

Any adjective to insult someone.

Originated from CritzCraig on Overwatch.
What a craig
by Gillton June 22, 2020
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:craiging

:craiging A.K.A. what is: to create an Autobiography within the day in time of when to time travel too mainly starting from the first computer that is of the we the people of common+sense Internet to simply say that Taking all the yesteryear autobiographies and adding it up to the days autobiography, where you can pick any day within the time frame of. You know, people having use of the Internet that have even the level of the electronics of a voicemail... ... To simply say Craig. Inc is to autobiography yourself in the modern day time, with the knowledge of what is knowing that all the autobiographies done today, regardless of their done with electricity or by hand. We'll never. Ah be outmatched. The yesteryear autobiographies that were written by hand. And all the biographies that were written by hand, Will simply never add up to the day that you pick of the modern+day age of autobiography. Or biography, yourself. Or another is that of what means to :craiging
I was :craiging to my mom/mother/mommy, over the voicemail of their smartphone (dumb phone as IAM smart, being that IAM part of who created such matter of Outside means of telekinesis, outside oneself empowerment of our To be able to use regular old, the original technology, the OG, by which is what telekinesis of the mind within the humanoid body of life, living life in and of itself.)
by Craigvalue nova June 22, 2022
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Craig

He's the type of guy to say "now a silly one" when taking a photo. He's the type of guy to float when he smells pie. He's the type of guy to say "I deserved that" when he gets slapped by a girl. He's the type of guy to say "I needed that" after a hug. He's the type of guy to say "we've got company" in a horror movie.
person: craig you're a dumbass
craig: i know
by bigppmansfriend June 22, 2022
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Craig

Big hot hot big guy men men sweaty big hot big guy big hot man
by Big guy lover May 9, 2021
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Big craigs crack dealership

yeh i thought it was a pretty good definition ive also been saying yes to all your definitions they are pretty good ngl
yo have you heard of Big craigs crack dealership
yeah they are pretty good at definitions
by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020
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Craig

It’s the name of a best mate a mate you can bring with you!
Remember the day I found my Craig

Dankpods 2020
by Basetrack8 December 28, 2021
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