Muffle Hump

When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.

“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”

by poisoned poet February 23, 2022

humping mirror

A mirror on the wall often beside your bed, where you can see yourself shack your girl

She has a humping mirror

by victorvigger March 24, 2016

Tongue hump

Performing oral sex on female...

Aye girl, you tryin to let me tongue hump tonight?

by luffin February 24, 2019

Mongo hump

If someone makes fun of you for pushing mongo on a skateboard you hump there mom

Yo I mongo humped that posers mom

by Big Lamar September 19, 2020

Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.

Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog

by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011

Speed hump

Same as a one night stand...but cooler

I had a speed hump with this hot girl last night

by Carlbean January 8, 2021

word hump

When a football announcer will simply not shut the fuck up about just how great and game changing one player (or coach, spectator, etc.) is.

Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.

Going into the National Championship game the other night, I just knew Brent Musburger was going to word hump someone. I just didn't know it was going to be Miss Alabama.

At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...

by Hoo Lee Gan January 9, 2013