When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.
Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"
by Asahi#4 April 10, 2022
When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.
Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
by Ydnim June 08, 2020
When you cum in a girls eye with such velocity that she is forced to wear an eye patch for a period of time.
by Ohfucktheytookmyname February 15, 2021
by Lookinglsotbrol February 22, 2017
People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
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by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018
Because of NINE ELEVEN any thing that leaves your possession that goes into any compartment is subject to scrutiny.
Look it be a fool of me to store my suitcases JAY in these BART compartments for bicycles because it minute I leave STORAGE EYES would be looking with INTENT at my painful details of my possessions.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 01, 2021
Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 05, 2024