river eye

Our foreman has such a river eye! Yesterday he was looking right at me and told me to pick that shovel up, two other dudes bent over to pick it up! OR Heidi Klum is HOT but she has that river eye...
by lustypan July 13, 2015
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Elephant eyes

The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin
My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes
by Dr Merkin May 23, 2015
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butt hole eyes

butt hole eyes are eyes that look counter sunk and have large brown rings around them,Butt hole eyes are common with people that worship Satan who unsuccessfully try to demonize the spirit and power of love which leaves them exhausted
drained and they begin to take on a haggard zombie fried look which also finds it's expression with a pair of eyes that look like butt-holes
they say that the eyes are the windows to the soul and when i looked into his butt hole eyes i knew he worshipped Satan
by black cat cult July 09, 2022
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Pirate-eye

When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.
Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"
by Asahi#4 April 10, 2022
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Pirate eye

When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.
Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.

Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.

Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!

Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
by Ydnim June 08, 2020
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Pirate Eye

When you cum in a girls eye with such velocity that she is forced to wear an eye patch for a period of time.
Why’s Katie walking around with an eyepatch?

Oh, Eric Pirate Eye’d her last week.
by Ohfucktheytookmyname February 15, 2021
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pirate eye

Cumming in a girls eye and making her close it then yelling arghhhh
I pirate eyed her bro!!
by Lookinglsotbrol February 22, 2017
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