Penis Multiply Syndrome

Penis Multiply Syndrome also known as (PMS) is an extremely rare disease only known to ever have one victim. The disease makes you very very bad at games and apparently has the side effect of allowing you to bust multiple nuts

Guy 1: oh hey Guy 2 did you hear that Alex has Penis Multiply Syndrome?
Guy 2: no way Guy 1 that’s a fat rip

by MeatScepter_69 October 13, 2019

Clutch foot syndrome

The tremor or involuntary quivering of your clutch foot (when you are driving stick ) and you just had a near-miss of an accident or you are being pulled off by a cop and you have drugs in your trunk or on your person. It is coursed by fear.

Druggie 1: Calm down man, you will get us busted

Driver druggie: I am calm!

Druggie 1: Oh yeah? then why is your leg bouncing up and down? You are scared man! you have clutch foot syndrome!

by Fuckingsayitlikeitis March 1, 2011

One Girl Syndrome

When you are drunk and with a large group of friends and there is only one female with you, all the males will try and pull her regardless of looks, availability etc.

John: Last night Amanda lost her virginity, usually she doesn't get any attention from guys but the lads were suffering from one girl syndrome.

by scottblabla April 16, 2009

Shaken Negro Syndrome

The sudden urge to shake some sense into an annoying grown black person. The shaking should be violent enough to repair the apparent brain damage.

Also referred to as SNS

This waitress is horrible, I feel a sudden case of Shaken Negro Syndrome is needed.

by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012

Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.

Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.

by Guido1 May 21, 2009

Pretty Girl Syndrome

A girl gifted with natural beauty. She quickly learns that her beauty makes it easy for her to get what she wants. She is popular and can attract the most desirable mates. She is often treated as special because of her looks, given special treatment and consideration in many areas. She eventually comes to the conclusion that she is special and deserves what she gets. Eventually, she finds a handsome, wealthy and powerful man that is "deserving" of her beauty. However, over time, her beauty fades. She finds that life becomes more difficult. She doesn't automatically get the things she wants. She finds that her handsome, rich and powerful husband, who has only gotten more attractive with age is sleeping with his secretary or some other beautiful woman that has the beauty she once had. This leads to divorce and the realization that she has no redeeming qualities now that her beauty has faded. Never having needed to work on developing herself as a person, she finds herself unable to cope in a world where she is no longer special based on her looks. Bitterness, depression, substance abuse and sometimes suicide results. This is pretty girl syndrome.

"Since her divorce, Jane has been drinking heavily, partying and sleeping with anyone that will pay attention to her. She is also struggling with depression. I can't believe it. She was so beautiful and had everything. Now she is a train wreck."
"Jane has pretty girl syndrome. That's what happens."

by Vic320 July 6, 2023

Elderly Watering Syndrome

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

by ClownJuice August 22, 2021