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Little white oops

That awkward moment when you're having a normal conversation with someone, and suddenly it dawns on you that they were lied to by someone you're closer to and you just countered what they said happened. The person's reaction usually starts with "I thought (this happened)". This is when you have to choose to backtrack on what you said to cover up someone else's lie, or throw that person under the bus.
Joe: Bob and I had so much fun on those roller coasters yesterday!

Betty: I thought Bob was at work yesterday...

Joe: Well..uh..he was! I meant the day before yesterday!

Later that day...

Bob: Joe totally reamed me out for lying about working...he knew you told a little white oops.
by Lucyluck September 12, 2012
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Alabama White Elephant

When you’re at a family reunion and an unknown relative starts fucking you in the ass
Back in 2008, uncle Dale got me for the family’s annual Alabama White Elephant.
I still can’t walk right after last years Alabama White Elephant.
by Not Jordan Jones January 17, 2019
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White Collar Bledsoe

When you go on mat leave or LTD, and are replaced by a younger, more competent person, and let go upon (or before) your return.
HR: I’m sorry, Ms. Washington, we have to terminate your employment for WCB reasons.

MS. Washington: You can't White Collar Bledsoe me, I have people skills and make muffins for birthdays!
by Mike109999 September 9, 2022
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White girl thot

A white girl whom has a lot of hoes and never does anything with most of them, usually stressed over her hoes because she doesn't know what to do and lots of making out and denial about catching feelings. Loves starbucks and billie eilish and will not go anywhere without makeup or her hydro flask
Omg she is sutch a white girl thot
by Real real name April 18, 2019
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White in Shining Armor

White liberals who act as though they are doing a service protecting minorities, whilst only being annoying dumb asses. Also known as a white apologetic/ white savior.
Black dude trying to go to work: "What the fuck are you doing?"
16 year old white girl who is laying down in the street blocking traffic: "Um! I am standing up for your rights and demanding change!"
Black dude trying to go to work: "I don't need a White in Shining Armor, can you get the fuck out of the way I'm going to be late!"
16 year old white girl brushing off her knees: "Ugh! Well we don't claim you! I'm so gonna tweet about this!"
by Jdeezy22 September 2, 2020
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white card marriage

A person who gets married to be able to get health insurance or receive financial aid if not older then 25 years old.
I can't get any help for school so I might have to get a white card marriage.
by Loconsaine July 23, 2016
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Basic White Girl

That one girl around that knows everyone, is obsessed by shoes (and is upset if a person has the same ones), says “I am sooo thicc ” meanwhile they hardly have a butt. They also are the typical cheerleader, who only has pictures of themselves on Instagram. They will normally have a Snapstreak with half of the people they have ever met. Normally has a very typical name, probably meaning beauty.
Girl #1: I can’t believe it this kid actually thinks he’s hot. (Pulls our iPhone and shows all people around her).

Boy #1: Bella you are such a basic white girl.

(Everyone around agrees)
by Alexis.Isabella123 February 28, 2018
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