i need a girlfriend

It means that who ever is saying it has no bitches

Person a: I need a girlfriend
Person but: cause you have no bitches

by Dray98411 September 16, 2022

Auntie Kriss-ied

Verb. Ant-E-Kris-eed

To become outrageously intoxicated at a family function.

Causes: Not standing up until 4 glasses of wine are finished, while drinking in the sun

Symptoms: Laughing and talking at an incredibly high pitch, followed by vomiting before passing out.

She got so Auntie Kriss-ied this weekend that she told her husband she wasn't sure it was forever !

I was so Auntie Kriss-ied last night that I peed in the closet.

You need to relax, you are too Auntie-Kriss-ied right now.

I don't have a job, so I can get Auntie Kriss-ied anytime I feel like it.

by HappyBirthday26May May 25, 2009

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

i fucking nutted

when someone cums but with -fucking prefix

i fucking nutted

by jayfancy170 October 14, 2022

I brought food

The three words every person wants to hear especially after a bad day. Or if you are a lady and on your period

“I brought food!”

“Yes! I love you so much.”

by CaptainCass May 29, 2018

fantast-i-lastical

something that is extra fantastic

gordon- hey whats crack-a-lackin?
rupert- its goin pretty good i just got paid
gordon- wow thats fantast-i-lastical!

by katy o'donnell March 9, 2008

I am a pedo

Someone who is attracted to minors

"I am a pedo and im coming for your booty"

by Opotteq October 11, 2022