How to tell if you've got a fuck boy:
1) he's flirting
2) he's talked to at least five girls before you
3) he's acting like shit
4) he's consuming shit while acting like shit
5) he walks off like shit after consuming shit while acting like shit
6) he just pissed you off.
1) he's flirting
2) he's talked to at least five girls before you
3) he's acting like shit
4) he's consuming shit while acting like shit
5) he walks off like shit after consuming shit while acting like shit
6) he just pissed you off.
You date a boy named Jason. He asks you out on your first date on Friday. He gets you in bed and you try IT. When you go to school on Monday, he's kissing another girl. You run up to him and yell, "WHY ARE YOU KISSING HER I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" He shrugs and says "you weren't good in bed."
He's a fuck boy.
He's a fuck boy.
by WTFISYOURUSERNAME September 21, 2016
Get the fuck boy mug.Getting screwed really fast, whether sexually or not, a general term that refers to getting fucked in a very speedy manor.
"Boys, every time you come through the middle, you get TURBO FUCKED!"
"He Turbo Fucked me all night, it was nice at first but after a while...not so much"
"YOU JUST GOT TURBO FUCKED!"
"He Turbo Fucked me all night, it was nice at first but after a while...not so much"
"YOU JUST GOT TURBO FUCKED!"
by NAUSTIN November 2, 2008
Get the Turbo Fucked mug.1.) the point of the conversation where a person first uses the word fuck. from then on anyone can fuck the conversation without it being inappropriate
2.) a measure of the speed of a relationship.
2.) a measure of the speed of a relationship.
1.) Eunice Bloom: Well, since we've broken the "Fuck
Barrier," allow me to be blunt.
2.) Girls worth dating never break the fuck barrier on the first date.
Barrier," allow me to be blunt.
2.) Girls worth dating never break the fuck barrier on the first date.
by booshchugger March 28, 2010
Get the fuck barrier mug.the lofty pedestal Liverpool were on until Manchester United came around and knocked them off it in the 90s.
...my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch." - Sir Alex Ferguson.
by stavanger26 November 6, 2010
Get the fucking perch mug.Ralph:"Jawn came to work looking really shitty in a blue shirt and green tie."
Greg:"He probably got Laundry Fucked. It happens all the time."
Greg:"He probably got Laundry Fucked. It happens all the time."
by JAWNRALPH January 10, 2009
Get the Laundry fucked mug.Fuck boy -A person who makes girls feel perfect, wanted and special and they lie just to get into girls pants but then when their finished with you they fuck you off like you off like you were nothing💯
by lifesabitchx December 20, 2015
Get the fuck boy mug.A tribute segment for someone recently deceased who was utterly without merit and a truly horrible person. A satirical retrospective on the life and work of a massive arsehole.
Coined by John Oliver, 'Daily Show' correspondant, on his podcast 'The Bugle', in reference to the recent death of Osama bin Laden.
Coined by John Oliver, 'Daily Show' correspondant, on his podcast 'The Bugle', in reference to the recent death of Osama bin Laden.
"This isn't so much a tribute to Bin Laden, more of a fuck-youlogy"
~John Oliver, 'The Bugle' podcast episode 152
~John Oliver, 'The Bugle' podcast episode 152
by GertrudePerkins June 11, 2011
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