My colleagues are in deep FORTO. After working from coffee shops, their houses or directly from the beach...they are panicking with the idea of getting secluded to a cubicle
"Some of my colleagues are having a deep FORTO. The idea of sharing cubicle with annoying coworkers after 3 years for WFH situation is unbereable for them", "FORTO is here and is not a cute feeling like Back to School. This is increasing my social anxiety". "I have FORTO not so much for the commute but for the smell of reheated fish in the office microwaves"
A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"