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"Some of my colleagues are having a deep FORTO. The idea of sharing cubicle with annoying coworkers after 3 years for WFH situation is unbereable for them", "FORTO is here and is not a cute feeling like Back to School. This is increasing my social anxiety". "I have FORTO not so much for the commute but for the smell of reheated fish in the office microwaves"
FORTO by Colibrí April 14, 2023

Fortnite Kid 

A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.

Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary

"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.

250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*

"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.

* they then blew up the fortnite kid*

"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary

"No worries kid" Said the swat members
Fortnite Kid by NukeGamzYT April 17, 2023

fortnite kid 

my annoying ass little brother thomas who wont stop screaming at random fortnite players
person A: dude youre such a fortnite kid
person B: dont compare me to that shithead child ever again.. prick..
person A: damn
fortnite kid by jaspernotcasper April 24, 2023

FORTNITE 

A stupid ass game that stupid ass people never shut the fuck up about
Person one: when are you playing fortnite with me

Person two: fuck you cunt stop asking me dumbass questions abt that dumbass game

FORTNITE 

A stupid ass game that stupid ass people never shut the fuck up about
Person one: when are you playing fortnite with me

Person two: fuck you cunt stop asking me dumbass questions abt that dumbass game

Fortnite 

A game made in 2017 and after a few weeks little ass kids ruined the game. now the people who still play it are fucking nerds
Hey wanna play Fortnite, No that game is dogshit
Fortnite by cocksucker45 May 1, 2023